If I were home I’d have woken up this morning, called in sick to work to drink tea, down NyQuil and sleep intermittently all day. Since I’m on vacation in India I get up at 530, have some tea, get dressed and drive around in a jeep taking pictures of birds, deer, elephants and monkeys. I still feel like ass and the guide makes fun of my nose blowing by calling it a tiger mating call but damnitt when else am I gonna get this chance? I’m pissed off that I’m sick though. I’ve been pretty damn healthy all year and so of course I get sick here. Boo. I wanna be whiney but really? Who gives a shit? I’m on vacation in India what do I have to complain about?